just-your-averaqe-teenaqe-qirl:

sepec3000:

ultrafunnypictures:

carwash

Who the fuck would say no to this?

Gay men? Straight women? People who don’t own cars..?

just-your-averaqe-teenaqe-qirl:

sepec3000:

ultrafunnypictures:

carwash

Who the fuck would say no to this?

Gay men? Straight women? People who don’t own cars..?

reviewinhaiku:

Life Itself

reviewinhaiku:

Life Itself

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marcellvs:

if you wont kiss your partner after you cum in their mouth you are truly weak and natural selection is coming for you 

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splantamello:

beeswarm17:

karkat-san:

karkat-san:

Why was Oedipus against profanity?

Because he kisses his mother with that mouth.

I’m getting really tired of these motherfucking jokes.

wait

(via enyadangermori)

stargenderprincette:

idea: don’t make fun of trans girls’ appearances because that is a fucking disgusting thing to do

You mean font make fun of trans at all?

(via enyadangermori)

(via speeef)

cumslayer:

cumslayer:

So I went on a date today and we went to a nice restaurant before going to the movies and I ordered the “iced grape popsicles” for dessert because I love grape Popsicles so why not right?…..so the waiter brings out the “iced grape popsicles” aND THEY WERE LITERALLY 3 FROZEN GRAPES ON STICKS…..I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE OFFENDED IN MY LIFE…SINCE WHEN ARE 3 FUCKING FROZEN GRAPES IN A FUCKING VASE AN ACCEPTABLE SINGLE DESSERT ORDER..ITS NOT EVEN FROZEN GRAPE JUICE OR SOMETHING ITS LITERALLY JUST A 0.02$ GRAPE THAT WAS PUT ON A STICK THEN FROZEN…LIKE SOMEONE ACTUALLY WROTE THIS DOWN ON THE MENU THINKING “OH YEAH PEOPLE FUCKING LOVE COLD GRAPES” AND SOME OTHER ASSHAT SAID “BRAH. HEAR ME OUT, HOW ABOUT WE PUT THEM ON STICKS AND SERVE THEM IN A VASE WITH NOTHING ELSE” LIKE YOU COULDNT EVEN SERVE IT WITH A FUCKING SECOND FRUIT OR EVEN FUCKING LEAVES OR WHATEVER… IM SO MAD. FUCKING FROZEN GRAPES ON A STICK.

AND THEY WERENT EVEN SEEDLESS GRAPES…..

(via fuck-your-opinions)

tastefullyoffensive:

What Your Graphic Tee Says About You (more) [collegehumor]

Previously: 'Fun vs. Effort' Graph for Pets

(via speeef)

razzmatash:

The Jaeger Program was born…

                                              …there were set backs at first…

                                                                                   …a two pilot system was implemented.

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iguanamouth:

together at last

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