Gavin: Ray what’s your sensitivity on?
Ray: 9
Gavin: Jeez, no wonder you can spin around like a lemon.
Geoff: How do lemons spin around?
Gavin: Have you ever spun a lemon on a table? It’s mental.
Ray: No I’m not an asshole. I treat lemons with respect.
— Let’s Play Call of Duty: Black Ops 2-Turned Mode (via speaksism)

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wilwheaton:

davidout-sortir:

1975blog:

"It’s just a prank, calm down!"

When did harassing women become a prank? You can clearly see that this girl is trying to laugh it off even though she’s uncomfortable with it, and that is not okay. If I’m a feminazi for pointing this out, then so be it, I’m not going to tolerate this shit.

This Sam Pepper controversy is good. It’s good because he’s being called out on this ridiculous and misogynistic behaviour. FUN FACT: If you ever think that you have the right to touch a stranger on ANY part of their body without their consent, you’re wrong. That’s sexual harassment, plain and simple, and it’s completely wrong.

Fuck this guy. This guy is a despicable piece of shit. I hope all of these women press charges against him.

So does nobody play devils advocate anymore?

somethingsensual:

this show

huffingtonpost:

STEPHEN COLBERT STEPS OUT OF CHARACTER, OFFERS HEARTFELT ADVICE TO YOUNG WOMEN

Stephen Colbert wants to talk to you about your boyfriend.

When Colbert sat down for Rookie’s “Ask A Grown Man” segment, he did so as himself, instead of the brash character he plays on his show.

Watch the full video and get all of Colbert’s wisdom and advice here. 

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theartofdysfunction:

My cat is Toothless.

theartofdysfunction:

My cat is Toothless.

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thedavesofourlives:

get a job you hippies

thedavesofourlives:

get a job you hippies

(via speeef)

fuckyeahsexanddrugs:

thatsthat24:

gymleaderkyle:

micdotcom:

This Icelandic police force has the most adorable Instagram account 

Meet the Reykjavík Metropolitan Police, serving the capital of Iceland. By the looks of their incredible Instagram account, a normal day includes holding kittens, eating candy and wearing false mustaches.

There’s more where those came from | Follow micdotcom

but do they got kik tho

Can we trade police forces?

i need to live here

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kawaiianimejesus:

captain-boomerang:

captain-boomerang:

check out this periodic table

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I have made a lot of bad jokes but this is still probably my greatest hit

omfg

(via des-ro)

edorazzi:

well it’s about time fred got some character development

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notquiteshakespeare:

truelladeville:

theblogchoseme:

truelladeville:

I wanna see pictures of your lowest moment from 2013 go

I was in a Toy Story play.

image

And I loved it.

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You’re an inspiration to us all

please explain how this was your lowest point

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avancidy:

officialbarack:

what the fuck is this

i scrolled down for an explanation and there was none

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